Everybody Loves A Misanthrope
Pornspam: Unexpected Gifts (Klaine, NC-17)

This little pornlet is a belated birthday gift for Whisperyvoices, who is just packed full of awesomeness. Happy Birthday, Chere!

Unexpected Gifts

By Cimmerians

Rating: NC-17 for m/m sex

Summary: Early Klaine smut. Surprises all around.

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Pornspam: What Was Said To The Rose (Klaine, NC-17)

A thanksgiving Klaine NC-17 pornlet, for my kind and patient followers. Thank you for sharing this passion with me.

Warnings: not much in the way of power dynamics to warn for, but nevertheless I will warn for a few things, based on some unhappy comments I have received in the past: top Kurt, a soupcon of somnophilia, and loving descriptions of food.

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Pornlet: Klaine, NC-17 (slight D/s, figuring stuff out)

PWP Klaine under the cut, figuring out D/s stuff on the fly without even really knowing what it is (omg I have an Innocent/Inexperienced!Top kink thank you Missbeizy I blame you).

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I guess you can take the scribbler out of the buddy-cop fandoms, but you can’t take the buddy-cop fannishness out of the scribbler.

Beginnings of a Klaine cop AU under the cut. No idea if I’ll continue this (I’ve sent it to three different people and none of them have responded, so it may very well suck horribly), but I’m having fun writing it so here have a snippet (there is no porn yet).

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Pornspam: Untitled Kinky Snippet (Klaine, NC-17)

This has mild consensual power dynamics, and is sick!fic. 1,393 words.

For Whoreishmouth, for whom I do bad things.

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Pornspam: Something New (Klaine, NC-17)

Title: Something New

Author: Cimmerians

Fandom/Pairing: Glee, Kurt/Blaine

Rating: NC-17 for m/m sex

Word Count: 4,587

Summary: A post-4x14 ficlet, and I suck at summarizing.

Warning: Angst, but not of the hopeless variety

Gratitudes: to Andie, because literally nobody else would have her patience and forbearance with me.

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Pornspam: Klaine AU, NC-17, Ad Eros

Title: Ad Eros

Author: Cimmerians

Fandom/Pairing: Glee, Kurt/Blaine

Rating: NC-17 for m/m sex

Warning: consensual age-gap sex

Word Count: 20,737

Summary: AU. Kurt grows up. Blaine does too.

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Pornspam drabble: Klaine, NC-17, for Cass

omg i completely forgot i wrote this—sorry, um, better late than never…?

This is for Cass, nothing but fluffersmutty boyish first-timey shyness and some awkward (but eventually successful) sex. Cass, you are so lovely and such a joy, and I can’t thank you enough for all of your kindnesses to me. <3!

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Pornspam: Klaine, NC-17, Blue Boy

That thing I do where I enjoy writing the resolution of emotional issues via porn? It will shock no-one to know I have done some more of that.

Warning: angst, but not of the hopeless variety.

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Pornspam (ficlet): Klaine AU (Klaine/Little Men crossover)

YEAH I SAID KLAINE/LITTLE MEN CROSSOVER. I REGRET NOTHING.

1,748 words. NC-17. Sweetness and fluff and cracktastic AU warning, but that’s all.

Reading this would be extremely confusing for those of you who haven’t read Little Men. For the three folks who have—enjoy! :-)

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