Here is my previous post about Mia and CrissColfer, per one inquiry. I’ve gotten a bunch of asks about Mia-bashing, but I’ve actually seen very little of it on my dash because I tend to follow peeps who are overtly intersectional, and they don’t as a group tend to post dislike for Mia.
OH HAI CHRIS.
Darren: thanks, you guys, so much, really, wow—it’s been such an honor, sorry I’m running late and I—
Chris: IT’S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF, DARREN. SADDLE UP.
When we last left the kids from “Glee,” Finn and Rachel were about to get married, Quinn was texting while driving, Sue was gunning for tenure and Will was preparing for his second wedding.
But what about the actors? Before the series returns Tuesday on Fox, we got some insight:
Chris Colfer (Kurt) has been busy writing a young adult novel (“The Land of Stories”) and starring in a film (“Struck by Lightning”) slated for release later this year. “It’s a different kind of crazy,” he says. “All my work is done. Now, it’s just the waiting.”
Additional projects — ones that haven’t been announced — occupy the rest of his time. The secret to success? “I don’t sleep very much,” he says.
Life has changed so radically for the 21-year-old from Clovis, Calif., “it’s easier to say how my life has NOT changed. Every aspect has changed. I think it could be a really serious psychological study. It’s quite a trip.”
All his work is done and now it’s just the waiting. So… I’ll just be over here, imagining him having a really-really hard time with waiting, and filling up the time by having marathon sex with Darren until Darren is just an exhausted, puddled nub of humanity, weeping and begging to be let off while he still has a teaspoon of bodily fluids left…
…wut?
This… is just a giant pile of gratuitous CrissColfer porn. Written for this prompt on the GKM, so please be advised: mild kink.
If you are one of those individuals who gets mad at me when I write Chris bottoming, for the luvva god do not read this.
