March 2012
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Chris Colfer & His Fucking Everything: a Struck By...
yayponies:
Yesterday I had the very awesome fortune to accompany my friend Leah and about 100 other invited fans and filming extras to a private screening of Struck By Lightning.
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Seriously I was like OMG WHO WROTE THIS AMAZING THING, then: Yayponies. Ohhh… Bless you, girl.
Awesome Blog of Today...
h/t to Summer-Nightlock for turning me on to:
http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/
February 2012
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As it is the last day of February...
Every year for Black History Month, I try to keep my celebration centered on Blackness, but for the last day I usually choose to share Peggy McIntosh’s essay on white privilege, Unpacking the Invisible Knapsack:
After I realized the extent to which men work from a base of unacknowledged privilege, I understood that much of their oppressiveness was unconscious. Then I remembered the...
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Anonymous asked: Boobs?
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“Let’s get [Chris] Colfer naked. He’s always covered in so much fashion. Maybe a...”
– Ashley Fink (when asked the question ‘which of your castmates would you like to see assume the role of Most Likely to Be Topless?’) x (via myscarlettlady)
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Anonymous asked: You've probably been asked this a million times but here it is once more.. What is your main preference? Top or bottom Blaine?
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not all femmes are female...
catamite:
not all femmes are cis…
not all femmes are into butches…
not all femmes are bottoms…
not all femmes wear dresses…
not all femmes belong to you…
…but all femmes are fabulous.
reblog this if you are a fabulous femme, or you love fabulous femmes
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Anonymous asked: Any ideas for porn during the hiatus?
cracktastic:
Can the next Muppet movie just star Darren? As himself?
And it’s all Kermit and Darren being bros, and they have to save the Muppets or save a theater or something, and Darren has the idea to bring all his Glee friends and have a benefit show there’s a big Glee/Muppet number and all my dreams come true?
I would gladly co-sign this even if you don’t throw in a Neil DeGrasse...
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nutmeg-andcolfer:
duranduranderson:
what if he forgets the words and kermit gives him a look
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Darren has no time to have short-man syndrome, because he’s too busy making height jokes about himself.
I sweartagod, that guy’s dick is prolly the size of a Cadillac…
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shanksmuseum replied to your post: can I ask you questions about your stories?
Are you sure it’s your brain and not the characters?
I was just spamming Aubrey about this (because she’s really consistent about it, while I’m not, as much as I’d like to be), but: yeah, I think I do a much better job of writing when I can get my brain to shut up, and let myself get surprised by...
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Anonymous asked: can I ask you questions about your stories?
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Dear Chris Colfer--
When you do your press junket for the release of SBL, please-please-please go on Colbert or The Daily Show?
…please?
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Fic Rec: Certaintendencies: Spanking Fic!
certaintendencies:
Paring: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: R
Warnings: spanking and um… some biting
Length: ~3500 words
Notes: Started this aaaages ago, deleted most of it, redid it tonight. slightestwind was lovely as usual and looked it over for me quickly, any remaining mistakes are mine and you’re free to let me know about them if they bug you :D
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It starts completely by accident.
But perhaps that’s...
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certaintendencies:
i bet Kermit is a very generous lover
#but also a size queen because i mean #once you’ve had a whole arm up there for so long #it’s hard to go back
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mothafickle:
bethmai:
darren-and-criss:
AU in which Blaine’s suicidal, lost his memory, has cancer, his father is abusive and an alcoholic, he had a car accident, he’s bullied, he’s blind and deaf, brain damage because he can’t clap, AND MUCH MORE!
you forgot drug addiction
you forgot werewolf
plus he has one of those super-irritating hangnails that snags on everything, then he burns...
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basketkace:
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underneaththesestairs:
next stop: sesame street.
if Darren ever ends up on Sesame Street can he please sing with Elmo because they are basically the same person
I would just die.
I’m going to buck this trend and come out in favor of him singing with Oscar or Grover or Cookie Monster, but it’s very uncomfortable for me to do so because Neaf.
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sleepinnude:
“darren we want you to perform a duet at the oscars”
WHAT! THAT’S SO RAD! OH MAN. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.
“well, hang on. we want you to sing rainbow connection—”
I LOVE THAT SONG. AWESOME. THIS IS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS INSANE.
“hold on. we want you to sing it with kermit the frog.”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OH MY GOD. THAT’S ONE MORE THING I CAN CHECK OFF THE BUCKET LIST....
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Anonymous asked: Cimm, what do you do when you're in love with someone who's completely amazing and brilliant in your eyes but they think of you as completely ordinary and plain? He's still very nice to me all the time and considers me a friend, but he just thinks I'm rather dull and boring and uninteresting most of the time and thus has no real interest in me as anything other than someone...
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carsonphillips:
Get out your batshit craziest ideas and let’s fucking do this.
I love it that there’s now this complete expectation around it: HIATUS IS ON—LET THE CRACK FLOW, PEOPLE.
Holy crap...
That is the most anon asks I’ve ever gotten post-fic. Thank you all very, very much—I don’t post anon notes containing praise, as it makes my stomach go all wibbly, but please know that your support and encouragement will be hoarded and cherished and wallowed in when I am in extremis and flailing at how hard writing is.
Love and giant gratitude, Cimmerians
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