February 2011
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This is the dance I do for new followers...
Welcome! There will be porn soon, a belated b-day pressie for the amazing Carly.
January 2011
52 posts
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Sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...
GPOY. LIEK WHOA.
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Unpopular Opinion
As a fan and a fannish contributor, I’m actually kind of glad that Kinn being canon is an extremely remote possibility. I find it freeing. Especially after watching what some other-ship shippers are going through. Now, Furt made me cry with joy (and I am a big, tough, evil bitch not prone to weeping), and I’ll gladly, gladly and gratefully welcome whatever Kinn or Furt interactions...
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iwillflyhigher asked: You are a beautiful person.
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tellitbyheart:
the-cimmerians:
I LOVE YA, LIZ HUNNEY, BUT I LOVE GROCERIES MORE. omg must not start mst3k quote war.
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Say what you want about the filthy, grizzled guy—he does a good load of laundry.
My work here is done. Now I’ll just stand back and allow you all to view my clearly defined area.
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Kinnporn, at long last...
Okay, I apologise for how long this took, and how long it got. Warning: I think I have transgressed the bounds of ‘ficlet’. If it would be more appropriate for me to post stuff like this in bits (or keep the longer stuff off Tumblr), just let me know. I’m a n00b.
For Absinthe90, who is lovely. And knows how to set a challenge.
On Monday after second period, Kurt went to meet...
Anonymous asked: You're awesome.
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Just like glitter mixed with rock'n'roll.: Things... →
the-cimmerians:
Sorry for the delay in the porn delivery. The original requester said they liked possessiveness, and I have come to realize that I just… suck at writing that. Very, very badly. So it’s been slow going.
I think the problem is that I don’t feel possessiveness. I sometimes feel…
Dear lovely you—I assure you I don’t think it’s at all OOC, I just am keenly...
Reblog if you ship Kinn! :)
lauraxkurtsie:
I ship it, Rod. And I ship it HARD.
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Things I Suck At #137
Sorry for the delay in the porn delivery. The original requester said they liked possessiveness, and I have come to realize that I just… suck at writing that. Very, very badly. So it’s been slow going.
I think the problem is that I don’t feel possessiveness. I sometimes feel envy for people who have more enjoyable/less stressful jobs than I do, but that’s about it. And...
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Welcome, New Followers!
MY FEELINGS. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
Porn is forthcoming, courtesy of Absinthe90’s request. Thank you for following!
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andthestarsaregone asked: Why good evening.
...do you do porn on demand? *shot*
Because I'd love some.:D
...do you do porn on demand? *shot*
Because I'd love some.:D
I really am a ho-bag?: the-cimmerians →
the-cimmerians:
deathbyboner:
Have I told you
lately
that I love you?
If you did, it would only reinforce my bad behavior, and then I’d be obliged to rumble up to your house on my motorcycle and smoke unfiltered lucky strikes that I had rolled in my t-shirt sleeve and flip up my…
Oh, I would so take you to Make Out Point. Only no younger-brother stories of woe for me. No, I would...
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the-cimmerians
deathbyboner:
Have I told you
lately
that I love you?
If you did, it would only reinforce my bad behavior, and then I’d be obliged to rumble up to your house on my motorcycle and smoke unfiltered lucky strikes that I had rolled in my t-shirt sleeve and flip up my leather jacket collar and grin in a way that would totally scare the crap out of your neighbors.
(i would be secretly...
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Just gonna leave this here xD
causeimafreakbaby:
This has been a Chris Colfer Knows How To Make You Think Of The Mailman appreciation reblog.
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A Belated Hello to New Followers: Pornspam
Kinnporn for you—Welcome to Chez Cimmerians! There’s. Uh. Boys and stuff. Nekkid.
In other news: I love present tense. I feel like I’m getting away with something…
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As it turns out, Finn really loves sucking cock.
Not at first, during the ‘I can’t believe I’m doing this’ phase; or even after that, during the ‘I can’t believe how terrible I am at this’ phase. But even...
Day = MADE.
[Our heroes just kind of stand around, watching the copious amounts of tentacle sex happen and avoiding eye contact with each other for a few minutes, because “watching emotion-snorting tentacles fuck each other” is right at the top of the list of Things That Ruin Sleepovers. And then things get weird. The tentacles, which were already pretty dick-like to begin with, grow their own...
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outlinesinthesunset asked: Can I just say 'Summer' is one of the few fanfics I go back to over and over and over again and never get bored. I enjoy it increasingly the more I read it.
So thank you, for always entertaining me. I'm now going to read all your little porn bits you've posted on here. I just, I love you! <3
So thank you, for always entertaining me. I'm now going to read all your little porn bits you've posted on here. I just, I love you! <3
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Monfer Porn, Part 2
My apologies for the delay on this, Anon. I had brain-seize. Also: howdy, new followers, and welcome! It’s not fancy, but there’s porn. Here’s some now (Monfer, continued from yesterday).
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It was ridiculous. It was obscene. Chris was the one getting fucked, and Cory was the one doing the fucking, only Cory absolutely could not shut himself up so while Chris was just making...
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For the anon who requested a pic...
Here, have two—I’m generous. Also terrifying. Run, anon; run like the wind!
To forestall the inevitable: yes, that is my hair. No, that’s not my color; I use raw henna and chamomile tea instead of dye. E-cup. Almost six-one, but with heels and a hat I’m six-seven and everyone thinks I’m a drag queen, which makes me very happy indeed.
And yes, I am old enough to be...
colferliciouss asked: MAKE SURE YOU KEEP IT SAFE, AND THEN WHEN ALL THE SARCASM RUNS OUT WE CAN RULE THE WORLD WITH OUR STORED SARCASM
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Monfer Porn, for Anon
Okay, I apologize—this one got out of hand and started sprouting on me. Stupid writer’s bloat. At any rate, this Monfer porn bit will be posted in two parts—with part two probably not until tomorrow, as I have to get some work done tonight before I die of guilt.
Anon, I hope your day improved!
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He didn’t do anything that night. Chris was drunk, Chris was partying, Chris was...
aglassofkurtscomeeverynight asked: =O Thank you for the follow!!! I love your writing, and having someone so talented follow me is an honour! ^_^
nunsinmychocolate asked: That Kinn porn was amazing!!!!!!! :D
lapifors-deactivated984279374 asked: May I publish your ask? It made me fjsjfdasjdasjfl :'>
I'm glad you liked it! Truly, truly glad! And I apologize to your cat, but I'm sure snuggles aren't so bad, yes? >///<
I'm glad you liked it! Truly, truly glad! And I apologize to your cat, but I'm sure snuggles aren't so bad, yes? >///<
Anonymous asked: omg, please write some Monfer, I need some Monfer porn to cheer me up, it has been a bad day :( doesn't have to be that long, but you're so amazing!
My friend just called Karofsky "MeatHead...
under-spectra:
fly-casual:
meagansphilosophy:
badymaru:
As much as I love him, that is the funniest thing I’ve heard today. xD
LOL McLargeHuge
“McLargeHuge”
I’m sure Rossman would agree
Meathead McLargehuge….Rossman….got it
You’re all prolly too young to remember this, but: that’s an excellent MST reference. Space Mutiny. A classic. Classic, I tell you. Here: you...
keepcalmandcastielon asked: You went with top!Kurt :D
and it was good, so very very good.
Never stop writing please ♥
and it was good, so very very good.
Never stop writing please ♥
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Celebratory Kinnporn
Welcome, follower. I am a text-based animal, and therefore not entirely suited to this environment—however, I try to make up for it via pornspam. Here’s some now.
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Finn’s back is beautiful; smooth and nicely-muscled and so, so long. Kurt knows that, of course he does, but that really didn’t prepare him at all for this—for how Finn looks on his knees with his face in the sheets and...
Anonymous asked: Do you have links to some good monfer smuttttttt please :)
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Porn Poll...
Howdy and welcome, new follower! My goodness, things are hopping here today. More porn-bits will be spammed in celebration momentarily. If anyone wants to weigh in on Top!Kurt vs. Bottom!Kurt, do let me know…
ETA: Top!Kurt, coming right up. Pun totally intended. Thank you kindly, inanentirelyunrelatedincident!
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Sweet! Welcome, Followers!
Moar Kinnporn for you. Very silly Kinnporn.
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“Oh my God, Finn.” Kurt pulled him up by the hair, yanking him into one of those wet, slow kisses that made his brain melt. Even after the kiss ended Kurt kept touching him, one thumb running over and over his bottom lip. His hands were still shaking a little. “I can’t believe you just… did that.”
Finn swallowed. Salty. A little bitter. “So. It...
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Helloooo, New Followers!
Here, have a spot of silliness and Kinnporn, from yesterday’s Random Act of Spammage:
Finn flopped over onto his side, still kind of randomly twitching and having spasms of really-good-goodness, when Kurt smacked him with a pillow.
“What was that for?”
Kurt glared at him, clutching his bangs. “You came. In my hair.”
Finn squinted at him. Sure enough. “Uh. Whoops. Sorry. It’s just… you...
tellitbyheart asked: Yooooou are awesome and I'm glad you're here on Tumblr 8DD I'm "overlimits" over on LJ, though I don't think we've talked *too* much. Just know that I'm a big fan! <3 Instafollow~~
andthestarsaregone asked: Oh my God-- how did I not know you were on here as well as LJ?
Also, how do you manage to be such levels of awesome even when posting crack porn?
INSTANT FOLLOW~
Also, how do you manage to be such levels of awesome even when posting crack porn?
INSTANT FOLLOW~
Howdy new follower!
We know each other from over in LJ-land, I believe… OMGHAI!!!
If I were not gifless, here I would gif. There would be woobiness and dancing.
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coryandchris-deactivated2011031 asked: DO YOU LIKE MY WRITING?
SERIOUSLY?
SERIOUSLY?