Everybody Loves A Misanthrope
Responding to multiple inquiries…

Regarding when I will post more fic.

Short answer: as soon as I can.

Long answer under a cut to spare the uninterested.

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kurt hummel | episode 5: the rhodes not taken, the rocky horror glee show, the first time


…I keep snickering, ‘Bitten by a radioactive Sex God’…

Because. Yeah.

Is mpreg too absurd for you?
Anonymous

The notion of something being ‘too absurd’ for me is delightfully absurd :-) That said, I have crippling pedophobia and tocophobia/pregophobia (humans only), so the chances of me writing any are pretty much nonexistent.

Every time I think I can’t possibly love him more, he goes and does something that just resets the whole scale.

Every time I think I can’t possibly love him more, he goes and does something that just resets the whole scale.

Sorry to bother u but can u post a link to where i can read the muse? I havnt read it yet. :(
Anonymous

Link to the muse (I hope you packed a lunch, because LONG).

Link to fic update tag.

<3

Does it bother you when you write an amazingly detailed and relatively complex story like The Muse and all a reader takes from it are the sex scenes?
Anonymous

Sharing a story is giving up control: it stops belonging to the writer and becomes the property of every reader, to interact with as they choose. And some folks read/interact on a very deep level (and that is such a great compliment and a joy to me as the author), and others do not. In order to be dismayed by that I think I would have to be surprised by it—and I’m not. I may feel like they missed a lot, but that’s their business, and I don’t get to (or need to) dictate what drives their fannish consumption.

I got a lot of anon love for the muse, but even more than the love I got a lot of anon comments requesting more stories where Blaine is a dirty old man and Kurt is a teenage or preteen virgin, particularly requesting noncon. And all of that falls so far from (and profoundly misses the point of) what the muse was about that I just kind of have to shrug and say ‘kinks be kinks’ and let it go.

lactoria:

uh

&#8230;in which Puck throws Klaine an anniversary party&#8230;

lactoria:

uh

…in which Puck throws Klaine an anniversary party…

crisscharisma:

glitterdammerung:

oh, pumpkin, you look like you’ve got a bangin’ hangover. 

but i bet you had fuuuunnnnnnn!

Oh sweet jesus, Chris.  Damn, boy…you need a nap, bb.

Dear Anon who wrote me about this pic: AGREED. Also: yes, I love that Renoir.

birthdaysuitcolfersaurusrex:

I wonder if Chris looks at pictures of himself from 3 years ago and laughs maniacally to himself because that was before he was bitten by a radioactive sex god

capncolfer:

cocksandklainebows:

lunanderson:

Chris with 19 : Oh he is so cute is a baby penguin

Chris with 20 : Oh he is so handsome

Chris with 21 : Oh whoaaa he is hot

Chris with 22 : Oh god…ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CHRIS STOP IT Stop looking hot

oh god, he’s going to be one of…